#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
#spoilers: the stripper is loki
thaT GIF
SDF;EJESWOFPUESWPOFUAPDAUEF
Thor: I NEED A HORSE!
Loki: Give me nine months
SHIT LOL
OH MY GOD
I THINK I ALMOST BIT MY HAND OFF
ohhh my O_O
Yeah I’m Banner and fokn proud of it.
Captain America holy shit
ooc: La concha de la vaca… soy Odin D:
Coulson :D
Yay!Well I know that Steve’s definitely a Cancer because 4th July… I don’t know the others… but Maria Hill anywho…
yeea coulson :) maybe cuz i love captain america so much
Here’s to a Wonderful Actress who didn’t ruin her life.
please note the order of these events.
FOREVER LOVE HILARY DUFF
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
man, I think I need this
… I want this!
Apparently this is an actual thing Jeremy Renner does to warm up for a scene. Tom Cruise saw him doing it and made the director put it in the movie.







